Masturwait

Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.

Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.

by InternetHuman March 1, 2015

masturbant

A gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation.

Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant.

Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.

by Tommy Bear May 4, 2004

Masturfail

The act of masturbating and not getting hard, so you masturbate more and more until you still don't get hard but rather you are left with a very painful raw spot on your penis.

For a girl, a masturfail is when they finger themselves so much that eventually they made the inside of their pussy raw and in some cases, until it bleeds. For both boy and girl, it is very painful.

Hot Chick: Hey, you wanna fuck tonight?
Guy: I would love to, but, I masturfailed last night...
Hot Chick: Oh that happened to me a few weeks ago but it's all good now. Another time then.
Guy: Yes, another time.

Guy1: Ahhh, I had this huge masturfail last night. It sucks.
Guy2: Dude! Don't tell me stuff like that!

by masturfailcreator November 15, 2009

masturfart

When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.

sometimes when i fart sitting down i accidentally masturfart. feels kinda good doe.

by WolverineClip February 22, 2020

Masturwait

While waiting for a game to load, a download to finish or computer to turn on, you masturbate to kill the time.

The 50 second wait between round of Battlefield 3 were a good time to masturwait.

by That filthy guy December 28, 2011

Masturbait

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015