chronic masturbater

one who masturbates their whole life

im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"

by hgfhs August 12, 2005

masturbarter

To trade commodities for pornographic content. The system arises in places such as prisons where conjugal visits are not allowed; thus, the relative value of pornographic material increases to become a high-demand product. The system isn't usually referred to as such except for in male-only over-night schools or camps with restricted internet access.

He masturbartered away some decent weed for a copy of Playboy.

by destitute May 21, 2013

Masterblaster

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

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"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

Public Masturbater

One guy

One trench coat
One sick chub
LOTS PUBLIC SEMEN.

Gabe, the ultimate public masturbater, was masturbating at the Grapevines Mills and his mom spotted him so he ran.

he was shot by Seth Rogen.

by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ October 24, 2009

masturbaterial

Material that is suitable to be masturbated to, masturbated with or masturbated on.

Example-
"Dude did you see that new Kate Moss photo?"
"Is is masturbaterial?"
"Every photo of Kate Moss is masturbaterial."

by Brenanna February 1, 2014

Masturbaterade

Combination of Viagra, an energy drink, and a sports drink to help sustain performance during intense masturbation by giving the user an extreme erection, plenty of energy and the perfect amount of hydration. Stamina will increase and it will be possible to masturbate for hours.

My wife left me home for the weekend so I picked up some masturbaterade to use on Saturday night.

by Chubs McGahee July 4, 2012

masterblaster

this is a word to describe a sexual eruption and/or romantic explosion. it is used in male conversation to stay secretive around women.

guys: dude i got in a good masterblaster session yesterday.
girl: wtf r u guys talking about
guys: MHHHHHM!

by Shoe-Shine and Kyle January 26, 2008