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mastering physics

It is something that gets to your heads. First year physics students going into sciences may be subjected to this psychological torture. Basically, you have six chances to answer a question correct, after that... you get O. Some people develop a certain detached immunity towards it, overcoming their initial fears, picturing in their minds the day when the program will no longer be needed to judge adequate understanding of elementary physics.
<person 1> OMG i haven't done my mastering physics yet! Kill me now!!!
<person 2> shit, I forgot to do it too... why... oh why??
<person 3> don't let it get to your heads guys! Don't let it get to you...the moment it senses weakness, you're doomed!
by Pepy October 5, 2007
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mastering physics

verb and/or noun: the process of demoralizing aspiring science majors by the keepers of the knowledge who devised such a tool.

Doublespeak.

Punishing students for trying to learn by making homework become a graded quiz rather than a learning tool, and consequently depriving them of time to actually learn by keeping them preoccupied with ambiguous and gramatically incorrect descriptions and questions.
I am your professor, and you will be mastering physics. Mwahahahaha!!!!

So what do you have for homework today? Mastering physics . . . FML.
by kreeper211 May 11, 2009
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masterdome

The greatest and largest weekly rave venue ever to hit Los Angeles in the late 90's thru 2001 venue in San Bernadino, CA. With 3 areas in Trance, Hardcore, and Drum N Bass. This venue was large enough to accomadate 3-4000 people weekly for over 20 months strong. If ever there was a rave venue that could pack week after week regarless of the show, it was The Masterdome. Long live... masterdome matt,
Whole *#!%, that party at the Masterdome last Saturday was freaking CRACKIN! I love raves!
by Masterdome Matt January 5, 2004
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Masterminds

mastermind
ˈmɑ stəmʌɪnd/Submit
noun
plural noun: masterminds
1.
a person with an outstanding intellect.
"an eminent musical mastermind"
synonyms: genius, mind, intellect, author, architect, engineer, director, planner, organizer, deviser, originator, manager, prime mover, initiator, inventor; More
a person who plans and directs an ingenious and complex scheme or enterprise.
"McAvoy was the mastermind of the robbery"
Masterminds cheeky together power family
by SHEDOESNTEVENKNOW November 5, 2014
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masterbitch

A very nasty woman; the mother of all nasty women. A woman of questionable ethics.
That masterbitch got me kicked out of the theater.
by travelmop February 9, 2010
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masternap

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.
I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.

Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC June 9, 2011
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Manternity Leave

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.
Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.
by justshill May 14, 2009
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