masturboarding

(verb) (1) The act of laying upside down in a shower or bathtub with your legs up the wall and drowning yourself while masturbating. (2) A form of sexual warfare whereupon the victim is both waterboarded and given a handjob.

See waterboarding

"John threw out his back last night while masturboarding himself"

by Masterboarder February 13, 2019

Masturbearding

Sensually stroking your beard

He was masturbearding in the library.

by Masterbearding April 26, 2015