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mastarvation

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.
Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.
by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011
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Massacrate

To hunt down and brutally chop the genitals of a male and super-glue it to their forehead.
"Jerry, I'm gonna Massacrate your ass................BITCH!!!
by Demitree December 27, 2008
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Masacrated

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
by Branin November 2, 2009
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masaratsu

the coolest person ever to exist ever in all the time of the earth creation
big thighs (rated 6/10 by a thigh connoisseur, which is actually good), i can talk and stuff.
bruh dude: masaratsu is cool
masaratsu: yeah, ik, ty man
by masaratsu October 4, 2020
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musarrat

A kindhearted women who would do anything to make her family happy and to protect them. But once she thinks she is right on something she will argue anyone and anything that counterpoint her view.
You better keep your mouth shut, she's musarrat
by Musarrat November 23, 2021
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Masacrate

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
by Branin November 1, 2009
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massabating

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.
Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.
by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011
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