massari

a guy that has a billion dollars

man, bill gates is so massari

by massariforlife June 20, 2008

Massagasm

Combination of Massage and Orgasm.

When you have or feel the urge of an orgasm while having a massage.

A Massagasm is when you're at the hairdressers and they wash your hair, they massage the shampoo and conditioner in. It feels good man!

by hypr. July 25, 2011

Massari

The latest bullshit creation of MTV, a cocksucking castrated deuchebag who songs aren't music and have no message.

Massari is the role model for St. Michael's College

by A2THAZ July 16, 2008

maharism

a religion promoting the works of living life to the fullest and dealing with no shenanigans except if they are ridiculous and provide good stories.

"No, I don't do church or synagogue. I practice maharism. Livin life and lovin it."

by Jimbofransheehanmatthews February 8, 2009

Massari

1. One of any number of tumors which are always found in the anal region of angry embittered humans.

2. Any rude chain-smoker of Italian descent.

1. "I'm scheduled to have this horrible massari removed from my ass on Tuesday."

2. "Did you see that massari just stub out his Kool on that kid's cotton candy? How outrageous!"

by Rico The Average July 16, 2008

Mossadism

The political view supporting the act of sending Israeli agents into foreign countries to assassinate or extradite war criminals or terrorists.

Shizaf: Did you see that Nazi Eichmann get kidnapped by Israeli spies?
Omar: Yeah that was sick. I love Mossadism.

by Ludicrossmap May 7, 2020

Massacrisis

Of or relating to a massive crisis of epic proportions. What else did you think it would be?

The football season suffered from a massacrisis of many injured players!

by brainstorm85 May 8, 2011