massage

what girls do lightly to their clits while picturing big tasty dicks-or while horny to acheive an orgasm. Also can be done after sex if ur man can't get you off.

I massaged my clit until I screamed with pleasure.

by Hotmami December 08, 2003

Massage

When a lawyer researches something to death so he can continue billing the client on the same matter.

Erik massaged the regulations until the client moaned.

by Joyce DeWhat July 26, 2009

massage

Rubbing someone on the back,leg,thigh,but,chest,hips,feet and toes.
This will allow you to relax and enjoy after a long day a work or fight with wife/husband!

where do you want be to massage
vagina please,thanks

by James McDonagh June 06, 2015

Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

by Mr BigG April 07, 2015

Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018

Keif Massage

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.

Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better

by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014

Personal massager

A vibrator, cleverly renamed so that it can be sold at any drug store.

Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!

by Mike Cheezmar December 11, 2012