Get the massmug. mass (verb): to fabricate a lie with no specific purpose or gain other than forcing one to be uncertain of the truth even when told the truth; to joke or lie about something spontaneously against an individual while remaining completely composed to complete the illusion of seriousness; sometimes involves a group where one individual who isn't aware of the truth is massed upon; to fuck with
Greegins: "I got my video all pumped, man."
Bilbo: "You get that ATI X800 sheenen?"
Greegins: "Actually, I got the ATI X800."
Bilbo: "OOHH, gracious!"
Greegins: "Nah. But when I get it, it will be."
Bilbo: "Don't mass!"
Bilbo: "You get that ATI X800 sheenen?"
Greegins: "Actually, I got the ATI X800."
Bilbo: "OOHH, gracious!"
Greegins: "Nah. But when I get it, it will be."
Bilbo: "Don't mass!"
by pquijal September 25, 2004
Get the massmug. Yeah I'm from Mass.
by Saint Botto December 16, 2008
Get the Massmug. by Chad Miller May 5, 2004
Get the massesmug. The Singular, Redemptive, Eternal, and Expiatory Sacrifice of Christ on Calvary being made present on the Altar of Sacrifice. The Mass is re-presentation what he offered to the Eternal Father 2000 years ago in a far corner of the earth and applying the fruits and merits to you in the Most Holy Sacrament of the Eucharist.
by catholicboy September 15, 2016
Get the Massmug. Common people, ignorant masses, etc...
A concept that may be understood as an extremely large group of people all over the world. All of them may not think for their own, either for economical reasons (lack of food/ too much exhaustive work), or just plain ignorance of the human sciences (lack of education).
The purpose of this social class is to be controlled by extremelly small groups of people through propaganda, they can hold any kind of ideas, they use the masses as means of power in the whole system.
A concept that may be understood as an extremely large group of people all over the world. All of them may not think for their own, either for economical reasons (lack of food/ too much exhaustive work), or just plain ignorance of the human sciences (lack of education).
The purpose of this social class is to be controlled by extremelly small groups of people through propaganda, they can hold any kind of ideas, they use the masses as means of power in the whole system.
A: join me and we'll have more parades and fireworks, national pride ftw!
ignorant masses: deal
B: join me and I'll give you social security and unemployment insurance.
ignorant masses: deal
C: join me and we'll take properties from evil burgeoise and everybody will be equal.
ignorant masses: deal
D: if you don't buy this brand new Iphone, you will not be as cool as your friends. Buy one today and get a 15% discount.
ignorant masses: deal
PS: the above examples have been extremely simplified, the model is actually 500 times more complex IRL.
ignorant masses: deal
B: join me and I'll give you social security and unemployment insurance.
ignorant masses: deal
C: join me and we'll take properties from evil burgeoise and everybody will be equal.
ignorant masses: deal
D: if you don't buy this brand new Iphone, you will not be as cool as your friends. Buy one today and get a 15% discount.
ignorant masses: deal
PS: the above examples have been extremely simplified, the model is actually 500 times more complex IRL.
by paperstapler December 7, 2009
Get the massesmug. A noun commonly referring to large amounts of muscle, often the result of weight training. Mass can suggest both heavy lean and bulk muscle.
by NewGD October 2, 2011
Get the Massmug.