Massiesterbating

The act of masturbating involving a neck tie, door handle and a broomstick. Climax can be achieved using any/all variations.

"I am going to massiesterbate so hard when I get home from the clinic."
"Honey, where did you put the broomstick?!? I can't get massiesterbating without my supplies!!"

by ThisGuyOverHere December 23, 2014

poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008

Maskie

A maskie is simply when someone takes a selfie while wearing a mask.

I’m looking extra good today so give me my mask because I’m about to take a maskie with my phone.

by real-diculous December 30, 2021

masklessness

Reckess macho in public by idiotrumpers defying the CDC recommendation to wear masks in public.

Large groups of masklessness devotees were seen on the beach today

by euphemismo May 26, 2020

malkies junkie bird

a skank

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck

by malkies berd is a junkie June 8, 2017

Maskism

When the authorities try to indoctrinate an oft-frightened or semi-informed lay public that mask-wearing is mandatory to protect them against the coronavirus, regardless of whether they are vaccinated or not, even though their knowledge with regard to the extent to which masking is effective against deadlier variants of the virus is half-baked.

With rising infection and mortality rates in spite of a decent rate of vaccination in the population, a number of governments in the West are turning to maskism to contain the corona crisis in the face of deadlier variants.

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

markiest

stupid but funny he loves to wear shaggy pants and loves xxxtentacion his teachers fucking hate him espacially ms scott
he waste food. he kno da wae and he also tall

markiest :cheezeticks

by offwhitemasteroof February 28, 2018