Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.
"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."
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noun - alcohol
A vodka cocktail in the martini family flavored of watermelon and garnished with fruity candies.
Mixing Instructions:
1 part Everclear
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of Skittles
Warning: One shot and you're on the ground.
noun - alcohol
A vodka cocktail in the martini family flavored of watermelon and garnished with fruity candies.
Mixing Instructions:
1 part Everclear
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of Skittles
Warning: One shot and you're on the ground.
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