Joses is martysbitch.
by 4th Street King December 10, 2021
Get the Martysbitch mug.Those sorority girls that think they run the god damn world. They think they can walk all over everyone and do whatever they want just cause their daddy has a sweet house in Malibu.
We were relaxing on our porch on a Saturday night enjoying some brewskis and some sorostitute wanders over and just demands that we get her some ice for her mix drink.
Yeah man, total Malibitch.
Yeah man, total Malibitch.
by majamski September 20, 2011
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Get the merbitch mug.Simply put, a man bitch is a friend that takes care of multiple chores and duties that you do not want to do. They also do it with great pride and without complaining. Often times they take the initiative, and consider it a great honor.
ie. pay the bar tab, give rides to airport, take care of the pets while you are away, pick up dry cleaning....Most MB's are talented at one thing or another, otherwise why have them around?....If you don't have a man bitch, you probably are one.
by Hop Sing March 22, 2004
Get the manbitch mug.The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.
Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."
by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007
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sometimes called trouble 1 or 2.
teachers rarely spell it right (i.e.-- Mary Beth instead of Marybeth)
looks like nelly furtado, and has a widow's peak 99.9% of the time.
marybeth's are also very funny, and like to use an italian accent
sometimes called trouble 1 or 2.
teachers rarely spell it right (i.e.-- Mary Beth instead of Marybeth)
looks like nelly furtado, and has a widow's peak 99.9% of the time.
marybeth's are also very funny, and like to use an italian accent
by JACKJACKJACK! February 16, 2010
Get the Marybeth mug.A girl who thinks she is better than anyone else and criticizes others openly, but can't accept it herself. She has an annoying nasally voice and believes she has a higher standard of living than others. She also thinks everyone is attracted to her. They are normally obsessed with Asians.
Person: Can you help me with this math problem?
Meribitch- Oh my gosh, are you really wearing that shirt right now? It's terrible looking. Did I tell you about this boy who said hi to me? He totally wants me.
Meribitch- Oh my gosh, are you really wearing that shirt right now? It's terrible looking. Did I tell you about this boy who said hi to me? He totally wants me.
by dtownreppin October 27, 2011
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