martini

On a film shoot, the last shot of the day.

"This shot is "the martini." The next shot is in the glass.

by thevineyard May 16, 2007

martini

To finger your girl's (err ... or dude's) anus while lubing it up during 4play, then while ramming your pipe into her ass, stick the finger that you were sticking up her poop chute into her mouth! It's like eating the olive off the toothpic in your "cocktail." With enough lubricant, they wont even know what they just et till you tell them.

Marty worked Billie into such a frenzy when he had her down on all fours that she slurped down a martini like a drunk fallin off the wagon.

by Martinous July 23, 2006

martini

to kick someone out of your bed mid-thrust

You're just not doing it for me, so.....you're getting martinied and you should just go back downtown.

by britttheshit February 25, 2008

Martini

Nickname of Martin
In some schools, some just call a student named Martin "Martini".

Scott: Hi, Martini
Martin: STOP CALLING ME MARTINI! MY NAME IS MARTIN! Scott, Evil Man!

by SandaimeSpaceMan January 11, 2009

Martini

A Martini is a very rare species of Martyna's. It is found in the depths of the mountains of papers. Martini's are VERY organized, have handwriting that comes straight out of Word and they don't share. They are generally nice people but they loooove gossip. Martini's love papers, Fortnite, lying, cards, proving themselves to their smart and talented friends, being dirty minded with their meme-loving friend, collecting rare coins, stealing rare coins, getting the best seats in math class and tend to have Fortnite-playing Mexican boyfriends. They hate everything that annoys them. Almost everything annoys them. Martyna is very annoyed by mostly that one friend that messes with everything they have like she doesn't stop searching through her phone searching for exposing photos. They hate sharing, giving, and keep everything to themselves. If you have a Martini friend, steal their phone because they have a lot of private, hilarious photos and videos. Martini's get along with everyone but hate everyone they get along with. They also get very competitive. So don't steal their man. If you annoy them too much, they'll kill you. They have a secret skill with guns. Martini's can be rude and offensive on purpose in irritated and hate anime. Treat you Martini with care and she will always be grateful and will do many things for you. But be careful. Martini's love bets and will do anything to get you as their slave. Oh, the ADORE cookies. It's a good thing to bribe them with.

Chloe: I just lost a bet against Martini. I have to be her slave for a whole month!
Zac: Oh no! I feel so bad! What did she bet you for you to agree? At what game?
Chloe: Umm....she said she would pay for my cookies for two months straight if I won against her in rock, paper, scissors.
Zac: ....
Chloe: ....

by T_star >^< March 18, 2019

martini

martini is an awesome person and i love them bakaaa. they are SOMEWHAT cool ig? jk they are SOSOSO cool, they make me smile.

example: martini is awesome

by -becca March 17, 2021

Martini

Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).

I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!

by Tinarr July 18, 2022