marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012

Marnina

A girl who makes people around her smile.

Though she was usually self-conscious and shy, at the party she became a marnina.

by blatantjoy March 5, 2009

Marita

Marita is a smart girl and talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she also likes hanging around them cause she’s a party animal and likes to have fun she want to cuddle at night she also likes to eat and doesn’t gain any weight

They love marita to come to the 🥳

by Brainjj April 13, 2019

marital arts

the art of surviving in a marriage

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts

by achievementunlocked April 19, 2018

Marita

The nicest person you will ever meet, she is energic and funny but may be a little much to handle sometimes.

Guy 1: "That girl is such a Marita".
Guy 2: "She sure is.

Marita

by avenoir April 28, 2017

Marnia

Marnia is an atheltic and gorgeous girl, she is the one who will walk through life with money as she is driven to be the best. Many boys want her but she always denies it as she wants to be independent and free, so only those she gets to really deeply know will win her heart. Do not be fooled though as Marnia secretly has one major crush that she won’t admit to having, she has the best poker face.If you have this girl as a friend never let her go as she is the most kindest to those who treat her the same. If you were to be disrespectful or be mean to a Marnia, then you should expect some revenge as she can be lethal...but in a sexy way. Marnia has the figure, looks and power(mentally and physically) of a goddess. Marnia is basically a drop-dead gorgeous goddess.

Look at Marnia, she is absolutely gorgeous I want to be her!

by LeahLockwood148 December 24, 2017

maritals

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

by Coell September 6, 2005