Marmaduke

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a large dog.
That may be hot, but you know what's hotter? A really hot chick getting Marmaduked.
by Yllets December 24, 2008
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marmaduking

Moping about all big and stupid like. Extreemly uncoordinated with the constant fear of falling or tripping over something. Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.
Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.
by The James Thompson September 16, 2014
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Marmaduke

A dog in the Cartoon section of newspapers.
"Did you see the Marmduke strip yesterday?"

"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle!"
by Christina September 01, 2003
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marmaduke

An extraordinarily large or voluminous bowel movement. Named in part for the comic-strip Great Dane, known for his extreme size, and in part for duke, a shortening of the fecal synonym dookie.
"Be careful in that stall man, someone took a massive marmaduke in there. It's filling like 75% of the bowl, and they clearly left it there out of pride. Or maybe the toilet just gave up."
by Ambivalent1 March 24, 2014
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Marmaduke

1. A terrible comic, shown in many major newspapers. Has been known to ruin one's day just from a glance.

2. Anything that ruins a specific activity just from reading it.
Example 1:

Person #1 "I see you read todays Marmaduke"

Person #2 " how can you tell?"

Person #1 " you look rather depressed"

Example 2:

Every time I read her tweets it annoys me so much I close my twitter. She is such a Marmaduke
by Leepaul August 30, 2010
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Marmaduked

Marmaduke, NOOOO! I've been Marmaduked!
by cumjerky September 12, 2010
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Marmaduke

A penis the size of a large dog, like a Great Dane.
Lil dude be dragging his Marmaduke all around the room and sheeeeeeit! Yo!
by Dick Dickson January 31, 2003
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