Patrick Marleau

The best, most amazing hockey player known to mankind. Captain of the San Jose Sharks, the greatest hockey team ever!

Patrick Marleau with the hattrick!

Another expert goal, made by Patrick Marleau.

Who's the best? Patrick Marleau is the best.

by seastar831 June 5, 2009

marlaux

has the third most terrifying feet known to man. their brother is second, and their father is first.. bro is fucking bigfoot he deadass has mushrooms growing on his feet. ummmmm anyways she’s also fucking mental and needs to be locked away. baba if you’re reading this I still love you xoxo 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💋💋💋

Salem: “Hey do u know if marlaux can send me feet pics rn?”
Fugly: “You Have Been Brainwashed By His Feet. Do Not Listen To Them.. Fight Back. Don’t Let The Beasts Take Over You.”
Salem: “what”

by fuggywuggy March 31, 2022

Marleau

A Marleau is the cutest guy you will ever see. He’s very distant most of the time but when you do get the chance to talk to him he is an amazing person. He knows how to listen to you when you open up to him, and you can open up to him about just about anything. He is very easy to get comfortable around and he has a great sense of humour. He knows how to put a smile on your face an brighten your day, even after the worst day ever. Marleau would make a great boyfriend, that’s why all the girls chase after him. He’s perfect in every way, never let him go he’s a keeper.

Marleau a cutie

by Jcolesky July 23, 2019

Margeaux

Cancer whore.

Margeaux is such a cancer whore.

by Arthur46537 November 23, 2021

marlaux

the sexiest hottest person alive

you just can’t resist 😘😩

OMG dude is that marlaux?

it must be bc they’re so hot and sexy mmm and by the looks of it they have a massive shlong 🤤

by marshmarlaux May 10, 2021

Marleau'd

To be tricked or convinced into accepting a lopsided trade in a fantasy sports league.

"He got Marleau'd into trading the best player in the league for a backup."

by Knoxville99 February 28, 2013

Marlaux

This girl has brown eyes and medium brown hair. So beautiful and has freckles. She’s shy but once u get to know her she gets pretty comfortable with you. She loves to play video games and stays up late. Though she is very responsible.

Marlaux is so sweet!

by Unknownheheh October 18, 2021