martavion

Handsome young man smart and funny and more

Martavion is. Smart

by Spencer the great June 1, 2017

nick markakis

an angel sent from heaven to save Orioles baseball. He's effing hott too!

i want to have nick markakis' babies

by nicks lover June 13, 2008

mactavish

n. The process of having sex with a girl without the use of a condom. Named after hockey player Craig MacTavish, who is famous for being the last hockey player in the NHL to play without wearing a helmet.

Al: Yo man I heard you MacTavished that broad last night.
Rando: Yeah playa I bare backed her.

by Catauro July 23, 2006

Martavois

Extremely kind and thoughtful, patient and loving. Goes above and beyond to make sure you feel special. Very smart and an ok chess player.

Martavois will sweep you off of your feet and finesse you out of your clothes.

by IsaG May 12, 2023

II MACTAVISH

II MACTAVISH, is a 4ft 2” midget man with size 12 feet (childs size)

He is trash at all Xbox games flexes his iPad and smells very bad he spells Heinz Beanz wrong
His favourite Xbox game is “Wealm Woyale”
Only good thing is he’s an alien

He will now say “WOW” after reading this

II MACTAVISH IS KOOL

by MIDGET MACO August 17, 2019

MacTavish

Craig MacTavish was the last player in NHL history to not wear a helmet. Therefore, anyone having sex without wearing a condom is going "MacTavish".

I was so drunk last night, I went MacTavish with this girl I met at the bar. This morning I was scrubbing my balls for 45 minutes.

by ChristopherOsburn April 11, 2008

Martavious

Martavious is a loving and caring person! He will make you smile and laugh when you are sad, even when it is silent in the room just his presence speaks 1000 words !! He is the type to push you to do better and set you up for success! If you need a friend who will stick by your side get you a Martavious. If you need someone who will listen and give advice get you a Martavious. He is outgoing and really good in sports you will be so blessed that he walked into your life !!!

“Martavious is my friend “
“I need to find me a Martavious”

by Skittlesssss March 27, 2021