GUNT MANGLER

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING

HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

april margera

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera his first skate board.

April Margera is a Saint

by Zoe March 8, 2005

jess margera

Brother to skateboarding jackass Bam Margera of viva la bam, jackass and haggard fame.

The "other" son of ape and phil margera.

Jess found his fame as drummer of rock band CKY.

Listen to the great drumming by jess margera in the following songs by cky "96 quite bitter beings" "Escape from hellview" and "Sporadic Movement"

by 2912clover January 18, 2006

twat mangler

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.

"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"

by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007

mutton mangler

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant

Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.

by Some soldier March 7, 2008

Mind Mangler

Particularly intoxicating alcholic beverage composed of red Aftershock and Absinthe. Mixed together in equal parts, the face-numbing, psychoactive brew is surprisingly easy to drink and thought to have been the inspiration for the beverage Dr Jeckyll knocks back to turn him into Mr Hyde.

"Sorry for running about the house naked last night, jumping through the hedge, havering rubbish and repeatedly testing walls to see if they could take my weight, but I was on the old Mind Mangler again."

by Bellser August 1, 2006

cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.

"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."

by matt in the hat October 22, 2003