The ultimate thicc-papi, who's secretly dating youtuber ImAllexx and it very underated. Him and alex are victims of heavy stanning and fanfiction
fangirl 1: omg! did u see the hickey on ImAllexx's neck!
fangirl 2: yeah, that was totally from James Marriot!!
fangirl 2: yeah, that was totally from James Marriot!!
by comradegracie January 24, 2019
Get the James Marriot mug.My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.
by suzgirl November 3, 2016
Get the Marringle mug.Brain Marriage (or marriage of brains) is a term used when talking about 2 or more individuals from diverse backgrounds coming together to achieve a common goal, task or project (mostly in business).
at a board meeting
CEO - Project 3.0 is the next big thing. What we need to achieve it is a brain marriage between all of us.
Heads of Marketing, Design, IT and Sales - nod in agreement
CEO - Project 3.0 is the next big thing. What we need to achieve it is a brain marriage between all of us.
Heads of Marketing, Design, IT and Sales - nod in agreement
by thewomanfriday October 6, 2019
Get the Brain Marriage mug.A very tall man who is a Tory. He is reportedly known to spit on the poor and detest the homeless. He is trilingual and mentions this approximately 17 times a minute.
He also has a very fucking sexy accent.
He also has a very fucking sexy accent.
"Hey look, there's James Marriott!"
"Haha Tory"
"This joke is getting old."
"Yeah."
"Sorry James."
"Agreed."
"Haha Tory"
"This joke is getting old."
"Yeah."
"Sorry James."
"Agreed."
by respectalgebra September 6, 2020
Get the James Marriott mug.Most Christians teach that people are married "until death do us part".
Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".
But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.
Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".
But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.
by Isaiah Fourman March 17, 2009
Get the eternal marriage mug.Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023
Get the Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life mug.Platonic Marriage is when you decided to go fuck it and marry your best friend(s) because who’s gonna stop you? God?? Any who the only benefits there are to being platonically married are tax benefits so have fun w that!!
by newwy February 24, 2021
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