maritoni

Someone who likes strawberries

Maritoni strawbeeries like crack

by gravitykillstits July 16, 2014

Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

manditory abortions

The brilliant idea founded by a great thinker who went by the internet alias "normalboy"; stating that abortions should be manditory in order to 1) bring down the population, 2) decrease the rate of idiots that roam the planet, and 3) to anger absolutely anyone who found abortions to be wrong.

"I'm tellin ya, if we had manditory abortions, we wouldn't have all these idiots for presidents, and not to mention all the japoseurs would be gone. :D"

by Normalboy June 21, 2004

maldito

damn, as in when u hit ur thumb with a hammer or ur pissed off

maldito lo que mi importa
i dont give a damn
~nikita~

by nikita April 12, 2004

mardione

The jack of all trades but the most humble of them all. He does not fit to a single category. He is charismatic but a little mysterious. He is always at his best, doing everything for the things and people he loves. Lucky are the ones whom he loves... I love my Mardione.

Mardione is the one I love, he's my home and my adventure.

by Aurora15 June 8, 2021

Maritony

Very intelligent and pick up knowledge very quickly. She can assess person's character in a matter of seconds. If someone's bluffing, she'll notice it first.

Very versatile. Comfortable being introvert and extrovert.

She can fall in love quickly only when she meet someone who can match her intelligence. However, keeping her in love is quite a task and if she get bored or stops being mentally stimulated, she can fall out of love as quickly as she fell in love

Maritony is the best
I love Maritony

by Maritony November 24, 2021

Maritoinette

Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.

Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette

by Humommy June 25, 2023