mortified

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

by Kate Stevens March 28, 2008

mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

mercified

(adj) (1) to have a face with the attributes of Mercy. (2) describing the physical characteristics of a person similar to those of Mercy.

1)That chick is mercified.

2)What the hell, why are all these bitches mercified.

by Etched By Me June 17, 2007

malcified

enthralled by malice

Through his dark work he has become malcified

by Victor Cross November 25, 2020

Markified

To be a music teacher and bang a student

Oh yeah someone got markified in the toiltes

by Jacksplat6969 July 9, 2019

Markified

When something is markified, it is described to be 3 reasons. Becoming Lazy, Becoming Tired, becoming Hungry. Inspired by every Mark in the universe

Oh noo he has become markified. He doesn't wanna do anything.

by MgAaRyK January 25, 2024

Mortified

Literally means so embarrassed you are horrified, but illiterates use it to just mean horrified with no embarrassment nor shame.

I was so mortified when I heard my mother died.

by Amanitaa December 26, 2025