Marcin

Marcins are the kind of douchebag that tie a jacket around their shoulders. They say "epic gamer" a lot even though they aren't even a gamer so its not allowed to be used. They are such fucking morons that they don't even remember their own birthday like who the fuck doesn't know that. They needs to stop eating so much of their weird arab polish goat cheese food because they sure smell the part. They has a weird furry fetish and not like furries, but like fur. Like they are into furry lime green handcuffs keeping their wrists behind their back while their pasty gross body is squirming on the fur carpet rug, while a furry pleasure device is placed in various areas, giving them a rug rash in all sorts of ungodly places. They are so annoying, they keep saying poo poo kaka a lot like they are in kindergarten and it's so just so hecking weird! They drool like an alpaca. Ew.

Marcins have the ugliest shoes.

by davidhadalittlelamb October 11, 2019

Marcin

Faggot who only wears a plain white t-shirt and khakis..

Wow. Look at Marcin, fresh outfit again

by Jacob Sart March 25, 2017

Marcin Shulist

A nickname for some big fat German boi that can also be used to describe both nukes dropped on the weeb fucks in WW2

Ayo fam we be dropping the Marcin Shulist on the hentai wanking weebs

by Big up boi king of aids November 3, 2018

Dirty Marcin

The act of a male having sexual intercourse with his own father and using nicknames for his (father's) cum, usually beginning with "creamy".

E.x of nicknames - "creamy hours" "creamy days" "creamy explosions" "creamy creams" "lovely explosions" "creamy millenniums"

Ped is a Dirty Marcin!

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

Marcin Kubiak

Smart guy from Poland that is confused with his sexuality.

That guy in the dress is a real Marcin Kubiak

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

you ain't marcin

being the complete opposite of what is hot, sexy, irresistible, and delicious

boy you better take those skinny jeans off, you ain't marcin!

by dreadful June 30, 2009

Marcin CrackHead Level

Someone that is such a twat that they are universally hated by everyone.

Common traits include:

To be of slavic decent
Immature and Egotistical

Rapey towards others Partners
Leach off of others

Unemployed and lazy
Only life ambition to drink and do drugs

Compulsive liar
The inability to leave someones house

All in all a danger to the public

Mate you're so off your nut, you've reached the Marcin CrackHead Level

by Dr. Boss Boii May 27, 2019