mantella

mantella is a hot woman. mantella is mantells ex gf and also his sister.

YO MANTELLA SO THICC

by Syh_mi March 4, 2021

mantelope

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

mantlepiecing

verb: To bring a photo of yourself (preferrably pre-framed) to a party at someone's house, then place the photo among other photos of host's family and such on a mantle or dresser. Popularized by a column on CollegeHumor.com, though some celebrity hairdresser douche claims credit.

As Heather was cleaning her house the morning after her New Year's party, she realized her dresser had been mantlepieced by Adam.

by Adam January 1, 2005

mantellect

Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.

"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."

"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."

by Sam Perry December 23, 2007

off the mantle

variation of the more common "off the hook" or "off the chain." Usually used in reference to hot women. (Since things of esteemed value are typically put on one's mantle.)

"Damn yo, that girl's off the mantle."

by gangsta750 March 3, 2005

re-mantle

The act of putting something back together

Yesterday I dismantled the shelving, today I will re-mantle it.

by I.M.D. BOSS April 4, 2009

stain the mantle

Masturbate , jerk off

My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I chose to stay home to watch the game and stain the mantle.

by Kevlar1969 January 20, 2017