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Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
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verb: To bring a photo of yourself (preferrably pre-framed) to a party at someone's house, then place the photo among other photos of host's family and such on a mantle or dresser. Popularized by a column on CollegeHumor.com, though some celebrity hairdresser douche claims credit.
As Heather was cleaning her house the morning after her New Year's party, she realized her dresser had been mantlepieced by Adam.
by Adam January 1, 2005
Get the mantlepiecing mug.Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.
"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."
"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."
"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
by Sam Perry December 23, 2007
Get the mantellect mug.variation of the more common "off the hook" or "off the chain." Usually used in reference to hot women. (Since things of esteemed value are typically put on one's mantle.)
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