mantenance

1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.

2) The antidote for the random public boner.

Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.

Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.

by mantenance March 26, 2011