rippy mcsqueakleton

Someone who farts and leaves their undies with skid marks for others to clean.

Oh my god, my wife is a real rippy mcsqueakleton

by Charmin Man October 11, 2021

Manspeak

1:(adj)Denotes a discussion or confession which is completely honest and completely confidential between all men present, usually 2 and usually inappropriate, sexual, and/or serious.

2:(v) to have such a discussion

1:
Mike: Holy crap dude, this is totally manspeak, but i just banged Carl's sister.
James: WTF she's 17! and hot... I wont say anything, but goddam...

2:
Carl: Mike, can i manspeak to you for a second?

by curlyhairedmofo December 30, 2008

mansteak

the penis and the glorious areas that surround it

I totally wanna rub all up on Ian's mansteak

by GiYES May 24, 2008

Squeaky McSqueakers

Term coined to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, intentionally ignorant and - most importantly - squeaky of voice. So squeaky, in fact, you can probably hear them several rooms away (or they're so annoying, you'd CLAIM to anyway).

"Oh, God, not Squeaky McSqueakers again! He/She really makes me just wanna...ARGH!"

by MystickMoggy April 27, 2009

mansteak

Often used between sexy gay men with way too much time and live excruciatingly far apart from each other.

gay man #1: why do you live so far?
gay man #2: idk, but i wish you lived closer because mah mansteak needs some lovin
gay man #1: youre a sleez
gay man #2: *gasp*

by GiYES May 24, 2008

Moosqueak

the sound made by a piece of cheese when sliding past another. usually used by annoying girls named gianna.

gianna: moosqueak!
the rest of the room: shut up gianna

by grace.micholic7 April 26, 2020

ManQuake

A sudden and violent shaking of the human core, sometimes causing great self-destruction, as a result of movements within the man’s core or sudden action.

Bro I'm Having a MANQUAKE!

by coolguy69420^2 October 7, 2022