Manpon

A napkin folded together so if you cough or sneeze, the little run comes out and gets caught by the napkin.

Big Black (From the show Rob and Big) "I had 40 hot wings last night. So I had to manpon it up."

by Justin Dig December 31, 2006

manpon

when a highly spicy food causes a man to have such bad diarrhea that he has to use a tampon in his ass. a.k.a. "manpon".

man #1 says to other: "whoah that chili was so hot i needed to use a manpon to stop the diarrhea".
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."

by katis June 19, 2009

manpon

the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com)

when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.

"man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"

by mike the magnificent August 28, 2007

manpon

Used in Correctional Facilities-Wad of toilet paper inserted into ones ass to keep from leaking if one has had his O-ring blown out too many times.

that dude has been punked so many times he needs a manpon.

by pseudostan June 11, 2011

manpon

Placing toilet paper or any other absorbing material in the ass crack to soak up sweat during the day.

Man, my ass sweats at work and I have that "not so fresh feeling". This hairnet is a great manpon!

by Hated December 7, 2007

manpon

A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.

It is so hot out here, I need to change my manpon before my date

by pabloescobar69 October 6, 2010

Manpon

a wad of toilet paper that keeps men from sharting

hey dude,i just farted so hard that a little bit of shit came out; but luckily i had a manpon in.

by darkdonkster11 October 9, 2010