Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.

Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".

by GFeet January 13, 2010

SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

An expression used when an individual(usually horny male) is tantalized or amazed by the beauty/size of a woman's breasts.

*random hottie flashes boobs*
Bob: SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

@o@ ---> (.)(.)

-See Vgcats.com comic 151 for a funny example

by >_<; May 2, 2005

Random Access Mammaries

When you're on such good terms with a female that you can randomly grope her breasts anytime you please.

Things are going well with Sally, I'm allowed random access mammaries

by BettyHumpter July 13, 2016

mammaries

Tits, boobs, or fun bags. Better when the are huge-DD cups or up.

Did you see those awesome mammaries on that slut?!?!

by Tit lover Boy November 4, 2003

Man Mammaries

Big Flappy Man Boobs bologna tits

You fat fuck, your man mammaries are so hugantic.

by Shithooks April 17, 2004

mannaries

since men don't keep diaries, but typically a journal if anything, they keep man diaries; hence, mannaries.

girl: "do you have any mannaries i should know about?"

boy: "no...." (he runs to push something further under his bed)

by the B-C dictionary (C) February 21, 2009

thanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular

thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them

by jaffaw July 16, 2009