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toilet of rectal animosity

A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.
Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.

You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!
by The flaming salmon (alex) November 23, 2004
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danimosity

Hatred toward anyone named "Dan"
by Anonymous December 20, 2002
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Animosity

Intense hostility towards someone/thing.
"Can you feel it?... My animosity?"
by fhjdythfdx January 21, 2023
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animosity

wow that cheetah runs really fast! it must have really high animosity!
by cleverly disguised March 9, 2009
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Malkmosity

The act, intention, or measure of how much one looks like John Malkovich. Often used by hipsters to adopt attitude and finesse.

Often alluded to because of John Malkovich's utter inability to not BE John Malkovich for even a second.
"Although far more subdued and tasteful that emo kids, indie nerds still clothe themselves in thrift-shop vestments, dishevel their hair, and slap on an annoyingly knowing smirk for maximum Malkmosity." - Something Awful
by buttsteak February 16, 2006
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secret animosity

Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.
Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."

When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.
by yourgirllay December 20, 2023
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Convenient Animosity

It refers to using hostility, anger, or resentment for personal gain, justification, or manipulation, often disguising one's true intentions or motivations. It also refers to a situation where hostility or ill feelings are maintained or expressed because it's advantageous or beneficial to do so, rather than out of genuine dislike. This kind of animosity is often strategic, used to gain some sort of advantage. It can be a person or a a group of people:
Using past conflicts to justify current behavior
Playing victim to gain sympathy
Manipulating situations for personal benefits
Using anger to control conversations
Only reaching out when needing favors, but ignoring otherwise
Criticizing others choices, but expecting support for their own
etc:)

Convenient Animosity can have a really bad impact on relationships (personal and business), making it difficult to rebuild trust and reliability in them.
Certain people only like you when it's convenient to them, when the whole time, they have secret animosity towards you. Call it Convenient Animosity.
by RicoMeezy November 15, 2024
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