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wardrobe malfunction

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004
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Manfucked

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
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Hairline Malfunction

by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021
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manfinist

Male version of feminist; advocates for men
Dave's such a manfinist!!! He pointed out that men make up the majority of homeless people and suicide victims.
by tomorrowtomorrow June 3, 2013
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deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...
by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005
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manfine

Used to clarify a woman's statement that everything is fine, as this generally indicates that there is actually something wrong. When said by a man, fine can be taken as everything is all right, but when a woman says fine, this clarification is necessary to determine her true feelings.
Man: Is there something wrong?
Woman: I'm fine.
Man: Are you manfine or are you pissed at me?
by 01000101 June 19, 2010
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wardrobe malfunction

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.
Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary
by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004
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