josh manifold

The better manifold brother (mainly because hes not short and has hair)

uncultured person: Jack Manifold is the better Manifold brother

cultured person: no Josh Manifold is better

uncultured person: why
cultured person: because Josh Manifold has hair and is tall

uncultured person: yeah fair enough

by Imahumanwhosimps April 23, 2021

jack manifold stan

a different breed. Could be alien or some unknown species from somewhere in the universe.

“what is a jack manifold stan” “an alien or something from the universe”

by nnsjshsbdue September 6, 2021

Jack Manifold

Jack Manifold has passed away... may he rest in peace. I guess the grind finally stopped.

rip the Jack manifold grind :(

by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021

Danger to Manifold

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.

Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!

by RRCsteve December 6, 2007

Manfoliate

To use one's stuble as sandpaper against a female's face when close. This often creates feminine irritation and redness on the cheek, neck, forehead and/or chin area.

Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse.

Amy: "Ugh, John didn't shave the past few days and he totally manfoliated my left cheek."

Jenn: "What a dick!"

by Patrick Devereaux January 2, 2012

mancold

An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.

Have you seen Uzz lately? No, I haven't, he's had a mancold for weeks.

by moniquedeco July 27, 2010

Manifoldidous

A virus in which one gets upset and tired with a Manifold

Im so tired on him I think i have Manifoldidous

by Kecko July 4, 2007