Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
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Many of these creatures have been spotted in the air, on the ceiling, in parking lots or in blinds. The Mandarin tiger phenomenon began in Room 22, Mrs. Garsia's classroom, though it is not limited to that area. These mystical creatures have only been studied for a brief period of time. In the future, however, students hope to fully harness the power of these amazing creatures.
The first ever sighting of this mystical creature was made on May 1st 2006, by professional beast specialists Ray McCourt, Robert Wallum, Chris Thaureaux, and Anthony Iorio. The resident expert on mystical creatures was on the scene as well, named Adrian Jordan. As soon as he saw the unknown figure inside the treeline next to the Bergen Catholic football field, he immediatley identified it as the Mandarin Tiger. The Mandarin Tiger was first spotted at Bergen Catholic High School in Room 22 outside the window and later on the ceiling. This sighting tragically caused Mrs. Garsia, the math teacher, to close the blinds. Though the tiger was out of sight, Neil Pedersen asserted that he could still see it.
Currently, the only person to survive a Mandarin Tiger attack was Mrs. Garsia, an allegedly pretty good teacher in an allegedly pretty good school. Supposedly she was assisted by the use of a Master Ball, but that theory is currently under debate. One of these tigers was snatched by an anonymous faculty member before three valiant warriors were able to save it. These tigers are now caged and undergoing examination at Bergen Catholic High School. These specimens may or may not be rehabilitated into the wild. On May 5, 2006, some students who were seen shouting "There's a tiger outside! It's a Mandarin Tiger!!!" were prosecuted under false accusations of immaturity. Little did the prosecutors know, there actually was a Mandarin Tiger. On Monday, May 8, 2006, the four brave men recieved detentions, and valiantly served and represented their class in this disciplinary action.
An unbelievably large Mandarin Tiger is expected to appear near the vicinity of the other appearances. After months of the summoning rituals, the Mandarin Tiger Lord is said to appear and prevail under dire situations. Chris Conway, known tiger expert, estimates the tiger to be 4 feet long from head to tail. Tigers these sizes are even known to drive around in parking lots during school hours, and then mysteriously vanish after the last bell.
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Many of these creatures have been spotted in the air, on the ceiling, in parking lots or in blinds. The Mandarin tiger phenomenon began in Room 22, Mrs. Garsia's classroom, though it is not limited to that area. These mystical creatures have only been studied for a brief period of time. In the future, however, students hope to fully harness the power of these amazing creatures.
The first ever sighting of this mystical creature was made on May 1st 2006, by professional beast specialists Ray McCourt, Robert Wallum, Chris Thaureaux, and Anthony Iorio. The resident expert on mystical creatures was on the scene as well, named Adrian Jordan. As soon as he saw the unknown figure inside the treeline next to the Bergen Catholic football field, he immediatley identified it as the Mandarin Tiger. The Mandarin Tiger was first spotted at Bergen Catholic High School in Room 22 outside the window and later on the ceiling. This sighting tragically caused Mrs. Garsia, the math teacher, to close the blinds. Though the tiger was out of sight, Neil Pedersen asserted that he could still see it.
Currently, the only person to survive a Mandarin Tiger attack was Mrs. Garsia, an allegedly pretty good teacher in an allegedly pretty good school. Supposedly she was assisted by the use of a Master Ball, but that theory is currently under debate. One of these tigers was snatched by an anonymous faculty member before three valiant warriors were able to save it. These tigers are now caged and undergoing examination at Bergen Catholic High School. These specimens may or may not be rehabilitated into the wild. On May 5, 2006, some students who were seen shouting "There's a tiger outside! It's a Mandarin Tiger!!!" were prosecuted under false accusations of immaturity. Little did the prosecutors know, there actually was a Mandarin Tiger. On Monday, May 8, 2006, the four brave men recieved detentions, and valiantly served and represented their class in this disciplinary action.
An unbelievably large Mandarin Tiger is expected to appear near the vicinity of the other appearances. After months of the summoning rituals, the Mandarin Tiger Lord is said to appear and prevail under dire situations. Chris Conway, known tiger expert, estimates the tiger to be 4 feet long from head to tail. Tigers these sizes are even known to drive around in parking lots during school hours, and then mysteriously vanish after the last bell.
Tigers have strange powers, including causing mental shock to pretty good teachers, and magically getting deleted from known internet Wiki sites.
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