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suck on this mancicle!!
by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003
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ManCycle

An imaginary time during the month when the cycles of the moon cause a man to be bitchy and irritable. Directly related to a woman's pre-menstrual cycle, a woman can ask a grumpy man whether or not he's on his 'mancycle'.
Jim's being a dick this week. I think he's on his mancycle.
by cherryghosts November 16, 2010
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Manticore Leviathan

Any scenario where you must sacrafice a friend to reach a set goal. (noun)
Damn, looks like we have to pull a Manticore Leviathan boys.
by ModeloAmigo November 22, 2022
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Manticore

Manticore- Greek, meaning "Man Eater"

The ultimate badass "mythical" creature. As described in "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" by Newt Salamander:
"The manticore is a highly dangerous Greek beast with the head of a man. the body of a lion, and the tail of a scorpian. As dangerous as the Chimaera (a rare Greek monster with a lion's head, a goat's body, and a dragon's tail), and as rare, the manticore is reputed to croon softly as it devours its prey. Manticore skin repels almost all known charms and the sting causes instant death."
In the foreword of the book, Albus "FABULOUS" Dumbledore admits they are badass.

J.K. Rowling has mentioned this incredible beast several times throughout the Harry Potter series. For example, in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the manticore is said to have escaped a trial because everyone was too scared to go near it.

The award winning movie "Manticore" (2005) is somewhat accurate in showing that the manticore is a badass creature, but it inaccurate in showing that the manticore can be destroyed.

All manticores are born into the super exclusive "BFC" led by two manticores living on Long Island, New York.

YOU BETTER HOPE TO GOD YOU NEVER CROSS A MANTICORE'S PATH. IT MAY BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO.
Unknowing victim: "Hey is that a manti..." *gets eaten by manticore*
by A Manticore December 26, 2009
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Mandicles

pronounced "Man-dick-lees"- the foremost masculine figure in lesser-known Greek Mythology. He was the god of mascu-wine. Like ambrosia, this substance was a nectar of life to the manly dieties and a juice of ecstasy to those of a more effeminate inclination. Used most often as an allusion.
Wow George, you shouldn't fall back on your Mandicles to get that internship; not all executive officers have female secretaries.
by Chap November 14, 2006
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Hailee Manipole

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Likes to party and dance. An amazing friend and amazing in bed. Usually has a fascination with chickens.
Dude, I met this girl who acts just like a Hailee Manipole!
by lmilli12 April 5, 2011
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Manticore

In swinger lingo, a single truly bi male sought after by many couples. They are thought to be so rare that they have attained the status of mythical creatures. Similar to a unicorn.
Many swingers will go their whole lives without seeing two manticores in the same place.
by Dashuu2 February 17, 2010
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