manboob

Something that fat guys have, similar to a woman's breasts, but nowhere near as attractive

If you searched for this, you probably have manboobs.

by Freak July 28, 2003

Manbutt

A male butt that is nice,big,and round. Manbutts come in all types! hairy,beefy,muscular,jiggly,soft,hard,tight,or loose... The Manbutt is mostly enjoyed by gay men who fuck it and/or toss its salad/rim it or just flip it,rub it up,and smack it,slap it, spank it ,and wank over it. Straight women may also enjoy the manbutt.. She may grab onto it and squeeze while having sex.

girl:look at that hot guy over there!

gay guy: girlfriend he is so flat! I need a manbutt.

girl: a manbutt? like a guy with a fat ass that you can squeeze?

gay guy: Yes girl manbutts are so hot!

by sexygayboy July 17, 2009

Manboobs

Breasts found on fat, overweight men.

That Sumo Wrestler had a huge pair of manboobs.

by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004

Manboner

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004

Manbola

An illness similar to Manflu contracted by only by men. This incapacitating illness can easily be confused with a cold or flu. When a man contracts Manbola only he knows and his loved ones should care for him accordingly.

I am so ill can't come to work today I have "Manbola"

by Andyrik February 12, 2015

Manlot

From english Starcraft commentary origins, this portmanteau word combines 'Manly' or 'Man' and 'Zealot' (one of the Protoss fighting units in Starcraft.)
Hence a Manlot refers to a Zealot with particularly 'manly' (as in mucho, tough, strong) qualities. It does not typically refer to a human with Zealot-like qualities, but perhaps the Korean pro gamer Effort is an example of a human who resembles an alien in facial demeanour at least.
Manlots are characterised by staying alive longer and doing more damage than regular Zealots (compare also 'Bisu Probe' or a Starcraft 'hero' unit.)

Alas we may not see a performance from the dancing queen tonight if these manlots manage to pwn FBH in the face. How I wish the mantoss would ignore all those Korean babes and take me from behind one of these nights. ;-)

by KM3 November 5, 2009