millhouse manastorm

A horrible deal that even an idiot could understand is not worth the risk. It's also a well known card from Hearthstone that gives the opponent the ability to play all the spells in their hand for free.

Dude, don't fuck with that hoe, she a millhouse manastorm, not worth it.

by HeffKaplin October 25, 2018

Mansturbation

To act manly, purely to sate one's own need for masculinity.

For Jack, spending so much time on his car was purely Mansturbation.

by NotFromWroxall April 6, 2015

mansturising

Using your jizz to moisturise.

Paul: Dude your skin is really dry.
Bob: I'll whack one off and use the jizz to mansturise. mansturising is really good for the skin, espically on the face.

by smeg24 May 23, 2006

mansturbate

when you a bate a man into a forest while not wearing any clothes

Person 1: Did you see all the men come out of the forest this morning?
Person 2: Oh, I was in the mood. I had to mansturbate last night.

by Mololo October 25, 2010

mansturation

When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.

Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.

Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'

Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'

Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'

by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011

manasour

the nigger that beats moiz and muf when they say girl... and sticks it in nargis's mouth when she doesnt stop bitching..

"oh no manasour is coming to stick it in my asshole!" -moiz, muf, and nargis

by Anonymous November 10, 2006

mansturbating

Mansturbating is a process of masturbating to a man but it automatically removes the gay in it.

- I mansturbated to this sexy man yesterday
- That's cool, no homo in mansturbating

by Folrn September 5, 2018