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pussy managed

This is one step above being pussy whipped. You will do certain things to appease your lady for personal gain, but never as a whipped slave.
" Jim is not quite pussy whipped, he is just pussy managed "
by SorryAboutThat May 9, 2014
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Mischief Managed

A palace dedicated to the Harry Potter world. Really awesome where kids can go get sorted and get dorms and take classes and eat in the great hall every night. The palace gets over 50 members per day which makes it awesome.
Mischief Managed is soooo coool.
Have you gotten sorted at Mischief Managed yet?
Mischief Managed makes me want to stay up all night!
by Harry Potterrzzz June 11, 2006
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Ryder Managed

Bro, that's now a Ryder Managed lane...YOU'RE FUCKED!
by Capt. Kilgore August 2, 2019
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mischief.managed.meggy

Mischief.managed.meggy is a fun person who is totally in love with all the marauders era gryffindors.

She is a lesbian and kins Marlene. 🏳️ 🌈🍄🤍

They love the bsc (baby sitters club) and recommends you watch it. She also kins Kristy🌊🍯🍂👞.
Mischief.managed.meggy loves Marlene McKinnon and would love to call her "my McKitten".
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014
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pigeon manager

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.
Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...
by Jon C. September 17, 2006
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I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit
by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019
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