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Crisis Wall Management

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.
Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.
by ITALUS September 10, 2011
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Modest! Management

Management company based in London. Only famous for printing their name on pretty much all One Direction merchandise. Couldn't keep up with demands from Little Mix, Torments directioners everyday and ruined Aiden's career before it even started.
Man: That blokes new single totally flopped!

Girl: I bet he's with Modest! Management then.
by MAX13171993 December 21, 2013
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speak to the manager

the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.
person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...
by guy who defined a word or two September 15, 2020
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land manatee

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.
Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.
by truehustla October 22, 2010
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Manager

The poor guy that always has to deal with Karen.
The manager will tell you the same thing the employee told you Karen...
by ReeMcFace May 24, 2019
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Store Manager

1. To be a company's complete bitch

2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at

3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.
1. The Store Managers worked off the clock on my 3 day weekend 'cause his boss didn't give me enough notice about having to go work at that other store and he already had my hours in for the week

2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...

3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works
by Matt89052 May 25, 2008
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District Manager

A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.
I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!

Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.

I am cutting your stores hours.

You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.
by ecco6t9 April 6, 2009
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