penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010

texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out

Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit

by T-Brat April 5, 2007

Hairy Man Bum Pie

See dirtbox

He likes Hairy Man Bum Pie

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”

This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.

Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.

Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.

“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man

by Drapen March 31, 2022

Pie Man Special

It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.

Ryan decided to drop Jay Cutler while giving his girl the "Pie Man Special."

by 182hahahaha December 15, 2017