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mammonlovesme_ is a hot person who simps for mammon only.
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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Mammorize

to remember a woman's breasts for the purpose of future masturbation; to store the image of breasts in the spank bank.
Whoa, see the fun bags on her? I'm gonna mammorize those.
by elliotclayton October 29, 2012
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Mammon

Mammon is a tsundere, he is kind of weak but he really tries very hard. I like his weak points and his determination, I like every part of him. He is very cute and mature in his own way but he never fails to amuse me. He loves anime and likes to sleep. He always shows his support to every person he loves. Mammon is one of the greatest people I've come to know, I hope he's always doing well and always happy.
Mammon is also my home.

-Cinnamon 2021
by -Cinnamon June 7, 2021
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mammon

mammon is the best demon in obey me shall we date and deserves everything 💋💋💋💋
mammon is one of the best obey me brothers

really?

yes and hes the best one too
thats so cool
i love mammon
me too
mammons the best
agreed
by raiganisthecoolest January 16, 2022
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Mammon

the scummy, broke second-born of the seven demon brothers from the hit otome game, Obey Me! Shall We Date, a possible idiot and the Avatar of Greed, aka the Avatar of Getting Broke/the Avatar of Simping.

bro's the CEO of getting bullied.

"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"

a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-

kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.

when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.

he still owes Leviathan cash.

he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.

bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
"man, I was busy speedrunning Saiko No Sutoka, but Mammon came in asking for my credit card, and then he screamed like some sort of schoolgirl. I swear, I told him that I was gonna play a horror game."
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD 😠"
by Byakuya's left sock May 3, 2023
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Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009
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Mammorial

Any ceremony, real or imagined, that worships or mourns an outstanding set of breasts.
Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."

Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"

Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"
by RocketmanKarl February 23, 2010
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