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mammary suffocation

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
by Ike21 April 27, 2014
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mammarious

Large-chested; busty. Big boobied.
Maddison is righteously mammarious.
by derpashoo August 13, 2010
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An either ironic or extremely wrong pronunciation of "meme" depending on the context, in similar fashion to the "frageelay" gag in A Christmas Story. Suggests (1.) obliviousness to Internet culture or a bad attempt to fit in. In its more common (2.) ironic usage, it's used to mock mainstream Internet culture, proliferation and exhaustion of memes, and other bad parts of the state of modern memes.
1. A: Look at my nice maymay, there's Doge and Dat Boi in it!
B: Stop trying to fit in with the Internet, you're the CEO of Delta Airlines FFS.

2. Nice maymay m8! (actually it's overused and dated, kys)
alt. 2. Look at this newfag and his beloved maymays. He's not even close to an acceptable memer.
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Mammal Sauce

A liquid of great value to the people of another dimension, only Bill Williams of Crotchduster knows the exact ingredients. Its use is becoming popular amongst African American rappers as well as the people of Williamsburgland.
God damn we damned sure got to get some mammal sauce.
by lightwizard420 April 28, 2004
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Mamma bird

When a man is giving a woman oral when he pukes in her vagina because of nasty qualities (smell, taste, Etc).
"It was so horrible me and Trent were fooling around when he gave me a mamma bird it was disgusting and my vagina smelled worse for weeks"

"Did you here about Jamarcus and Emma they mamma birded for fun.. They must be into some kinky shit!"
by Nigavanslevenhousen February 14, 2012
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Mamma jammas

Tits, boobs, 2 curves formed on the chest of a female human species, with purpose of feeding offspring, a play thing for the male species and offering pleasure for the female
Annie bought a bra cup D. It barely fit her!
Wow! Look at the size of her mamma jammas!
I now definitely want an impregnation session with her, sticking my sausage in her veggieburger, while swimming in her mamma jammas!
by Fukaface! April 19, 2019
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black face mammy

The Black Face Mammy was a very rear breed of a Pitbull type dog that was first discovered in Everett, MA in 1996. The first Black face Mammy to make the News was named FLEX. He has saved his owners life from a fire Feb 14,1998. The Black face Mammy was a fawn colored large dog with a human size head, black mask and featured a strong muscular build weighting in about 135 lbs. at his peak. This very special breed of Dog was an amazing animal that was mostly known for his human like docile personality and large goofy ears, that made his intimidating look desirable.. Unfortunately there hasn't been any Black Face Mammy sited since March 1, 2010. The Black Face Mammy was an Epic breed of Dog that will hopefully come back one day.
We had a Black Face Mammy Dog named Flex that we miss him very much. There will never be another dog like him as I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Flex the Black Face Mammy saving my live. He will forever be my Angel and never be forgotten.
by Flex Angel March 11, 2014
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