madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

by yatomeino August 20, 2018

Malika

Malika means empress.

You can’t touch Malika. Get over it.

by Factsfromthesource August 1, 2022

malik obama

Also Know As (Best Obama )

Slayer of thots

meme master

future God Emperor of Africa

Shall live forever

Malik Obamas excursion into the twitter arena represents an pivotal moment for human culture and civilization. In creating his recording, twitterverse , malik throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Malik manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consilient approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesising elements of American popular culture such as polotics and hip hop. In Sartre's existentialist tradition, Malik utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to revalidate and giving meaning to what had become a god like existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence.

destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.

by Fash Gordon January 8, 2017

madoka magica

An anime and manga series that centers around a girl named Madoka Kaname, and her friends Mami, Sayaka, Homura, and Kyoko, who meet a creature names Kyuubey that offers to grant them one wish if they will in turn become magical girls and help fight witches, which are the source of evil in the world.

I just watched episode 3 of madoka magica, and it was pretty intense.

by epic_pandemic December 18, 2014

Maleka

The best (friend) you could ever have in the entire world. So much fun, and so absolutely beautiful inside and out! Anyone with a friend named Maleka is so undeniably lucky. She is so selfless, supportive and kind-hearted, and truly has the biggest heart in the whole entire universe. Maleka's are very smart, talented, and always enjoy a good meme.

If you know a Maleka, then make sure you appreciate her!

"Your best friend is so cool!"

"I know, she's a Maleka."

by okokhahaokokhaha October 10, 2019

Rami Malek

The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to ever play a dead king in ANY movie. And the HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to every play a gay teen on a TV show.

Woah... Have you seen Night At The Museum with Ben Stiller?
Yeah! And that hottie Rami Malek played King Ahkmenrah, the egyptian king!
He also played Kenny on the war at home!
Man, that guy is sex on a stick!

by Bananamananana April 11, 2009

Malakhi

Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .

Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)

by Baddie714 April 16, 2019