mr. mackey

one of the funniest south park characters, mostly because he's exactly like all Health education teachers ever. he goes in circles about how drugs and drinking is bad, along with sex education, without explaining anything, because he has no idea. It's hilarious to watch, especially if you're in a health class currently, and can make the comparison

Mr. mackey on drugs:
"drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. they can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay...

Mr. mackey, on sex education:
"So then the man puts his penis... he puts his penis..."
*kyle* "haven't you ever had sex before?"
"of course i have, it's just been a while. lets see, i'm pretty sure he puts his penis... dang it, where did i put that thing???"

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

Trans Mackey

Trans Mackey is big beautiful trans woman. She is a public figure that speaks up against veganphobia, fatphobia, transphobia and oppressive cis straight white men. She has a wonderful soothing voice and has developed Mr. Mackey's "mmmkay" catchphrase.

Did you hear Trans Mackey give a talk on veganphobia last night? She is stunning and brave woman.

by MikeTheIncel July 4, 2021

markeya

Markeya is a nice classy girl. She likes you have fun and gets along with people easy. Markeya takes cloths very serious. Sometime Markeya can be a little mean if you mess with her. She also takes family really seriously

Wow Markeya is fun to hang out with.

by Courtney June 5, 2016

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

makeylah

beautiful, awesome, and perfect in every way.easy to fall in love with and if your lucky enough to date one, than she will be completely honest and true to you

i love that makeylah.

by thumb nail May 4, 2018

Malkers

Mall Walkers

People don't like the malkers

by $p@GotTi May 30, 2018

maleyah

maleyah is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. she gets mad over nothing, though. she’s super pretty, dramatic, extra, mEAN, nIcE (sometimes), and just an amazing human being. do NOT mess with her friends or especially family, bc she will not hesitate to fight back.

person 1: this girl is so dramatic yet so pretty and amazing. what do i do?!

person 2: let me guess, the dramatic queen’s name is Maleyah.

person 1: how did you- okay wizard.

by ima clown November 29, 2019