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Malakii moment

A very dumb answer, non comprehensive moment. Typically not understanding the easiest statements or questions
Oh my god, hes having a Malakii moment
by Drix December 28, 2021
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Malakistirio

Greek slang for a jerk off factory
The referee made a lot of bad calls. He was acting like a malakistirio.
by AngGti January 14, 2011
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Malakii

A tall fine strong and passionate loving man who has huge dreams for the future and is the type to be an amazing man to his girl because he cares about her and isn't afraid to show it. it's them against the world in his mind and he hopes to be an amazing father in the future.
person 1: "Hey, whos malakii?" p2: "Only the most amazing man ever"
by P4SSYfairy November 18, 2021
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Malitis

Malitis is the prime holy figure of Malitism, a spiritual belief which conveys the importance of Ultralord Malitis,

but also an advanced member of the Illuminati Cult and the Creator of joy and delight.
However Malitis is predominately known for his evil activities on Youtube and Twitch, some websites o which he occasionally uploads videos.

60% of his Youtube creations are either copyright claimed or internationally deleted for no reason.
ALL HAIL MALITIS, for he serves us pleasure through Youtube Videos!
by JumpUpJihadiman May 27, 2018
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malakita

from the Greek word “malakas”, which means asshole but is used as “bro”. Malakita means cute asshole or dude/ bro.
Hey Malakita, how are you?
by jujujojo February 16, 2021
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Maakiisaurr

There is a Maakiisaurr in the house.
by Makibeki June 7, 2021
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Malachitis

Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has.

“Markitis”

“Halitis”

“alexitis”

“Michaelitis”

Are also examples of this condition
“Oh.. She has Malachitis- just won’t let him go!”

“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass
by KinoStar99999 January 11, 2023
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