Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

marchelle

An amazing girl that can take on anything while still keeping a smile on her face! She is loyal, smart, funny, and so beautiful. Marchelle is the type of girl that can get any guy. She takes pride in her hobbies and can be very athletic. She is so kind but don’t get on her bad side cause it will affect you!

Marchelle is so nice dude

by Laurenfoster.yep February 1, 2018

Manchester, MI

Village in Southeast MI, home of the flying dutchmen. If you don't wear steel toe boots anda carhart on a daily basis and/or live on a farm, you probably don't belong here. Theres 4 half-black kids, so really only 2; and 3 asians who are adopted by white parents. 20 minutes west of the arrogant hippies of A2 and 20 east of the wankstas of Jackson, 20 north of the wiggers of Adrian, and 15 south of the coke heads of Chelsea, this small town is a unique buffer between these cities. You wanna party in Manchester? Drive around any night of the week and look for a barn thats lit up. Theres bound to be a game of beer pong and a joint being passed around. We don't even have a stoplight, so don't expect much, the Dairy queen doesn't even have chocolate ice cream. Supposeldy world famous for our annual chicken broil, town events revolve around the highschool sports or the Mens club. Theres 7 churches and 3 pizza joints in a town that rarely has over 100 kids per graduating class. Where will I be tonight? Hammies at The grey house. Yes sometimes we do actually party indoors even though with this crowd we probably should be outside.

After the football game, were gonna party in the parking lot in Manchester, MI

by Mr. Mowrer April 2, 2011

maichang

From the Tamang language, the term "maichang" is referring to a girl, preferably a younger girl.

Damn, that maichang is so beautiful! I want to ask that maichang out!

by therealom February 27, 2020

Macheala

Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A

Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!

by Josie Lee January 24, 2014

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018