Oof maloof

An oof to powerful to handle with an oof itself, therefore transfering some of the power to the maloof

Wife: Im getting a divorce
Husband: Oof maloof

by Ripeggseggseggstentacle November 28, 2018

Maloof

A ballin' ass white dude who is extremely fly and completely successful in all facets of life.

Did you see that honkey Grewe? Dude is such a Maloof.

by I'mLikeAMaloof September 28, 2008

Maloof

A slang term used to describe someone who is of the Arabic race and is homosexual. Some synonyms of "maloof" are "gay" and "fag." If you are called a maloof please call local authorities because it is a form of racism and needs to be stopped before it gets out of hand.

White Guy - "Get out of my country you f*cking maloof. We don't like your kind around here."

Maloof - "Hey now, do not make me telephone the local authorities, I will take my cellular phone out of my pocket and dial 911."

White Guy - "You maloofs really are gay."

by thatguytheboss April 16, 2011

mahoofered

Battered beyond belief! Well fucked up, no way back to reality!

Your fucking nearly dead, lost in another world, no way out; fucking mahoofered!

by Fitz & Jim July 10, 2006

Getting Maloof'd

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you have no idea whats going on around you.

we are so Getting Maloof'd at the redskins game this weekend, we will probably wake up in a bush

by Sir Jesse Slim Roethlisburger September 8, 2010

Maloofed

When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.

Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!

by Rizzomo April 12, 2010

maloof

A person who uses slang sexual terminology on a regular basis.

that kid dave is such a maloof

by "amac" June 16, 2005