Polish Mohawk

A hair style where a person is bald in the middle of their head but have hair on the sides.

Many middle aged men sport a Polish Mohawk.

by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

cock mohawk

When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.

Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!

by Bsmitty003 February 26, 2008

dread mohawka

It's when a human breaks out in assholes and shits himself to death

Quick! Take Daniel to the hospital I think he has dread mohawka

by Micahfishes October 16, 2013

Mohawk Girl

Someone who you see in public and want to meet but don't have the courage to talk to. Usually you see the person repeatedly around town.

Origin: Some of my friends and I repeatedly saw a girl with a mohawk around our town and agreed she was probably chill, but never had the courage to talk to her.

John: "Hey, mohawk girl is working at one of the vendors.."
Sam: "Yeah I saw her yesterday but didn't talk to her."

or

Samson: "Dude, that chick has some dope pants."
Thelonious: "Yeah, she's a real mohawk girl, I saw her earlier today."

by BoobsandAC July 25, 2010

night elf mohawk

According to legend, Mr T hacked World of Warcraft and added a mohawk class. Maybe Mr T's pretty handy with computers. Did you ever consider that? The night elf mohawk is similar to a warrior, and is known for its hairstyle and ability to pity fools. It is commonly seen riding a frost sabre through the forest.

I'm Mr T and I'm a night elf mohawk! What's your game?

by vastheman August 8, 2009

mohawk

Once, the punkest hairstyle on the planet, adapted and adopted from various native North Americans, including the Huron and Blood tribes. The originators of the mohawk style in punk circles were Wes Beech (of US band Plasmatics) and Rainy (of UK band Discharge). The punks went on to spike their mohawks with soap, eggwhite, glue and hairspray, as the Native Americans had with buffalo grease, before going into battle. A hairstyle which used to guarantee ridicule and abuse from braindead trendies. Since David Beckham's half-arsed style around 2000, the mohawk has become trendy and acceptable, so what's the point?

Now these trendy sheep think a mohawk's cool, I think I'll grow a comb-over instead.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Macawkward

variation of hawkward, derived during the movie Rio. Meaning a whole other level of awkwardness. when saying the word macawkward you must awkwardly move your hands up and down like you are a macaw.

The moment when your hot tub is green the morning after suspicious things happened the night before, and you parents ask why...

Macawkward.

When you forget to shave your legs and your friend pets them during a movie saying "pretty cat, pretty cat"...

Macawkward.

When your at a retirement home and an old lady starts to take off her shirt in front of you for no reason...

Macawkward.

by MoonyMoon May 7, 2011