Magnum MIke

Cockiest fucking creep to ever grace the halls of the Tolland building in the North campus of UCONN Storrs.

Magnum Mike drinks "80 beers" a night and believes it appropriate to wear only his boxer briefs on any occasion

by Jordan Zdatny November 1, 2008

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Magnum Oafus

An Oaf of truly epic proportions.

Dad, you are complete Magnum Oafus!

by TAD1979 March 22, 2012

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Stroke My Magnum

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.

Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)

by Horny Da Original! October 11, 2009

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44 magnum

A pretty powerful pistol. Highly popularized in the Dirty Harry movies and described as "the most powerful handgun in the world" even though it was not.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? -- Dirty Harry (1971).

by JurisDoctorJ January 6, 2008

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Magnum

1) A handgun.
2) A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world.
3) A brand of condoms- extra large.
4) A nickname for Japanese singer Gackt who once, when asked about his penis, blurted out he is a "magnum" on national TV.

1) He shot his girlfriend with a magnum.
2) I love double caramel magnums but they're so fattening!
3) He is hung like a horse- he only buys magnum condoms.
5) Is that a crease in Gackt's pants or is he just happy to see us?

by shame_shame_shame September 20, 2005

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