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Magistrix

Magistrix Aldessia, Magistrix Erembria
by Celestimon May 22, 2010
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magistricide

1. killing of a teacher. 2. One who kills a teacher.
1. The student was accused of magistricide and sent to a reformatory.
2. Do not keep company with that blooming magistricide.
by uttam maharjan September 29, 2010
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mastrait

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room
that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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Manistrating

When a guy is really emotional and complains during a serten time of a month.
Jay was really bitchy today he must be manistrating.
by The Supreme Emperor June 30, 2016
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magistra

Latin word for crazy teacher.
my latin teacher is a magistra
by professor captian May 3, 2010
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Magistra

A senile old bat who needs to get fired. She has an IRA so she can keep that instead of getting her pension. She is quiet incompetent and can't do much of anything right. Every time the Administration calls her she fears for her job, as she should.
Joe: "My mom won't let me go to the movies"
Bobby: " That's such a magistra move"!
by gsmmoovv November 9, 2017
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magastrate

A civilian who prefers law to anarchy, and whose purpose in life is to Make America Great Again. May or may not have supported or voted for President Donald J Trump, but he or she do hold feel American-first policies.
I went to the Trump rally, and I had fun with my fellow magastrates.
by draco_mask September 16, 2021
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