"Last week Gio suggested going down to the pier to fish, but he was really only interested in magikarping"
by AndyShark May 17, 2019
The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.
Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*
Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!
Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!
Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
by The random jerk August 22, 2007
A super weak pokemon that knows splash until level 15. Also known as magikrap, the only good thing is that it evolves into the cool Gyrarados.
Me: hey why do you have a Magikarp?
Guy:It's cool!
Me: No it's not.
Guy: Oh, Man
I gotta release all of my Magikarp.
Guy:It's cool!
Me: No it's not.
Guy: Oh, Man
I gotta release all of my Magikarp.
by Ash Ketchum7000 Pichu Lover September 21, 2007
When you flop around on your partner like a Magikarp, thus entering the sex position Magikarping (WARNING: May cause you to evolve into a Gyarados and use Hydro Pump)
I was having sex with my girlfriend and started flopping around on her like a Magikarp to preform the Magikarping sex position.
by Brony/KTD December 12, 2013
Magikarping is a technique in Grand Theft Auto V, it means to jump and then flopping mid-flight to achieve laughs or in some cases injure people who you go into.
by Old One September 17, 2013
The crap ass pokemon that is red and orange. Hello! Please, why on the hell did the creator made Magikarp? He's the useless piece of shit in the pokemon universe! If they took out Magikarp and left Gyarados then the whole world wouldn't have air pollution! XD. It has the frickin move Splash, and it is a waste of everyone's time. Magikarp fans have to reconsider this: Is Magikarp really a badass pokemon?
Me: Hey Dratini, let's fish!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
by azelfkiller October 11, 2011
1. An utterly useless pokemon that should have been massacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014