Maggie L Walker Governor's School

AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.

Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.

by mysomedaynevercame May 14, 2023

Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

maggie sawyer

A person who deserves all of the happiness in the world and has the most amazing personality which only adds to her beauty.

maggie sawyer is the softest person in the world.

by alexdanvrs August 4, 2017

Maggie Simpson

A intellegent 1 year old who sucks on a pacifier 24/7,has shot at least 5 people,and has had the first Godfather movie told out to her by Moe

"Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!"

by Ashley L January 17, 2004

maggie simpson

the youngest member of the Simpsons. Half a babie, half sniper. (remember that time when Homer became a cop and all the gangsters came out to kill him, and Maggie pulled out her gun that she shot Mr. Burns with an shot the gangster?)

bang! bang! bang!
(suck) (suck)

by somethingman May 9, 2004

Maggie Simpson

The 1-year-old on the animated series The Simpsons. Constantly sucks on her pacifier. Once did what no one else would: shoot Mr. Burns. We see her as a teenager in the episode Lisa's wedding, where she wears a pacifier around her neck and still doesn't talk. See www.MaggieAndEric.com

If you want to see Maggie when she's a bit older (13 I think), check out www.MaggieAndEric.com. Yes, she's still jailbait, but it's a cartoon, so who cares??

by Homer Jay Simpson February 17, 2005