Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"
Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"
Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
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My Mum shagged my boyfriend whilst I was giving birth to My Brother`s Girlfriend`s surrogate Child. Give Me £300 and I`ll tell the whole world about it in "Take A Break Magazine".
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A male who holds onto issues and is not equipped to handle conflict. This type of person tends to jump to conclusions and will not give you the benefit of doubt. His need for acceptance is so high that he will overstep boundaries but will not own up to his wrong doing. The only way you can have a cordial dialogue with this type of person is to feed his ego.
Girl 1: Augh...I have a meeting with magazine rack.
Girl 2: Good luck, remember to call him by his name, and try to be nice to him or you will hurt his feelings, again.
Girl 2: Good luck, remember to call him by his name, and try to be nice to him or you will hurt his feelings, again.
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Usually everything is fake.
Also, People would rather talk about Brad Pitt than a girl found. after 28 years.
Usually everything is fake.
Also, People would rather talk about Brad Pitt than a girl found. after 28 years.
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Porn, Pornography, Adult literature.
Porn and Porno are informal examples.
Porn, Pornography, Adult literature.
Porn and Porno are informal examples.
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