muffing

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

by censation December 15, 2010

mafing

When one is addicted to watching and/or discussing mafia related topics and/or movies. Such as any Godfather movie, Goodfellas or The Sopranos series. May or may not be coupled with eating large quantities of Italian food and/or consumption of wine.

Is Carlo available to go shopping today?" "No, it's raining and he is already MAFING the day away.

by CJ 2011 March 1, 2011

Proddy MacFingers

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

Maffina

A female with a great love of muffins. This makes the female in question, damn awesome.

You can identify Maffina's by their awesomeness and the sheer level of excitement they show when Muffins are mentioned.

Tony: Dude how much of a Maffina is Giggles?
Rory: I know she goes crazy whenever muffins are mentioned.

Giggles: I HEARD MUFFIN, WHO HAS THE MUFFIN!

by =|1Day|Farseer March 17, 2010

muffingasm

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.

Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!

by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005

maffine

A drug originating from a muffin; has the tendency to make people laugh at 12 am!


Zeev ate a muffin and tried to spell it.... thus the maffine was created!

ThruBluEyes: maffine
ThruBluEyes: hahahhahah

Notice how maffine everything funny, its a good thing :)

by Its12amOnaSundayNight October 3, 2004

maflingo

An act preformed by a couple that include cuddling, kissing, "other fun stuff", and making your partner happy at any means possible.

I maflingoed my girlfriend all night and she loved it

by ozzy15824 May 26, 2014